"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS
|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)|
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Shakespeare is my favourite writer(: